Everything Sucks and I Am a Victim!!!: A Back-Story About My Back follows the story of Lizzy “Stretchy-Stretchy” Itzkowitz and how injuring her back led her on a complicated medical journey during what was supposed to just be her first year of grad school. How was it possible that a 20-something year old in peak physical condition could herniate a disc just by bending over? Why was this all happening now? And what even is Hypermobile Ehlers Danlos Syndrome? Find out all about it in this hilarious tale of frustration, despair, and full body spasms.